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Bayard Candle Company LLC

The Shitter's Full Soy Candle

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The Shitter's Full – Soy Candle

Dysfunctional Christmas Collection | Bayard Candle Company

The holidays are full of cherished traditions, unexpected visitors, and the occasional family member emptying their RV into the storm sewer. Inspired by one of the most unforgettable moments in Christmas comedy, The Shitter's Full brings a surprisingly sophisticated aroma to an otherwise questionable situation.

Rich, freshly brewed coffee and decadent mocha set the scene, while sweet amaretto and luscious cream add a smooth, indulgent twist. Warm notes of coffee with milk blend beautifully into comforting vanilla and golden amber, creating an inviting fragrance that smells like Christmas morning before the family chaos begins.

Perfect for surviving awkward holiday gatherings, questionable relatives, and Cousin Eddie's latest adventure, this soy candle proves that even when the shitter's full, your home can still smell absolutely wonderful.

Because the holidays might be a complete disaster, but your house doesn't have to smell like one.

Fragrance Notes

  • Top: Rich Coffee, Mocha, Amaretto, Sweet Cream
  • Middle: Coffee with Milk
  • Base: Vanilla, Warm Amber

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Guarantees

  • Eco Friendly

    100% Natural Soy Wax

  • Michigan Made

    Handcrafted in Williamston, MI

  • Recyclable Materials

    Clean Jars and Reuse

  • Quick Shipping

    We promise not to sit on your order!

FAQs

What goes in our products

Our fragrances are created using a blend of fragrance oils and essential oils, allowing consistency in product quality, as well as increased shelf life.

The fragrance oils we use are phthalate-free and free from any ingredient listed in California's Prop 65.

Shipping Times and Carriers

Often we are able to ship the following business day. We understand that carriers are overwhelmed with logistics these days and we want to cut out as much of that lag time as possible.

We use USPS, UPS and Fed-Ex. Ground shipping.

Customization

We can customize labels and scents, but this will take time and patience. It will also come with added cost.

Returns

Yes you can bring in your unburned/undamaged candles to our retail store to exchange for a different fragrance of equal value.

If you purchased online please contact us and let us know you'll be returning product for a refund. We do not pay for shipping on returned items.

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