Marty's Eggnog Soy Candle

Marty's Eggnog Soy Candle

Dysfunctional Christmas Collection | Bayard Candle Company

The holidays are supposed to be filled with peace, joy, and quality time with family. But after a few hours of unsolicited advice, awkward conversations, and relatives who just don't know when to leave, you might find yourself fighting the urge to drop a family member out in the middle of nowhere.

That's where Marty's Eggnog soy candle comes in. Inspired by the wonderfully dysfunctional side of Christmas, this rich, indulgent soy candle delivers all the comforting aromas of a holiday beverage with just enough attitude to get you through another family gathering.

Bold, freshly roasted coffee beans mingle with decadent mocha and rich cocoa powder, creating a warm, inviting fragrance that feels like wrapping your hands around your favorite holiday drink. Sweet condensed milk adds a smooth, creamy richness, while freshly grated nutmeg brings that unmistakable Christmas warmth. A splash of vanilla rum finishes things off with a little extra sweetness and just enough kick to remind you that surviving the holidays sometimes requires a sense of humor.

Whether you're entertaining the in-laws, dodging uncomfortable questions at Christmas dinner, or contemplating a very long drive down a deserted country road, Marty's Eggnog fills your home with the delicious aroma of holiday indulgence without the family drama.

Because sometimes the best way to spread Christmas cheer is to light a candle, pour yourself a drink, and remember that abandoning relatives is generally frowned upon.

Fragrance Notes

- Top: Freshly Roasted Coffee Beans, Mocha

- Middle: Rich Cocoa Powder, Sweet Condensed Milk

- Base: Fresh Nutmeg, Vanilla Rum

Find Your Calm. Bring It Home.