{"product_id":"the-jelly-of-the-month-club","title":"The Jelly of the Month Club Soy Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Jelly of the Month Club Soy Candle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDysfunctional Christmas Collection | Bayard Candle Company\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou worked hard all year. You put in the overtime, tolerated the office nonsense, and dreamed of that big Christmas bonus. Maybe a swimming pool, a family vacation, or just a little extra cash to survive the holidays. But instead of a fat bonus check, you get a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. Unfortunately, so does the disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by one of the greatest holiday letdowns in Christmas comedy history, The Jelly of the Month Club Soy Candle delivers something your boss apparently couldn't: a Christmas gift worth getting excited about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis festive fragrance opens with the crisp sweetness of freshly picked apples, bright citrus, and tart cranberries, creating a cheerful aroma reminiscent of homemade holiday preserves. As the fragrance unfolds, warm seasonal spices bring a comforting richness, while earthy woods and dried clove add a cozy, nostalgic finish. It's a beautifully balanced blend of fruity sweetness and traditional Christmas warmth, like opening a jar of homemade holiday jelly beside a crackling fireplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're recovering from the company Christmas party, questioning your employer's appreciation, or trying to figure out how to pay for that swimming pool you already put a deposit on, this candle is here to help you find a little holiday happiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd unlike a certain questionable Christmas bonus, this is one gift that won't leave you standing in your living room wondering where it all went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a backhanded slap disguised as employee appreciation. At least this jelly smells fantastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFragrance Notes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Top: Crisp Apple, Bright Citrus, Tart Cranberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Middle: Warm Holiday Spice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Base: Earthy Woods, Dried Clove\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind Your Calm. Bring It Home.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bayard Candle Company LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67612087615668,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0524\/1244\/8948\/files\/8574.jpg?v=1793930970","url":"https:\/\/www.bayardcandle.com\/products\/the-jelly-of-the-month-club","provider":"Bayard Candle Company LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}